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kafka-on-the-shore:

The Guild is a very funny web series created and written by Felicia Day, who also stars as Cyd Sherman (aka Codex). I’ve only watched the first three seasons so far but since this show keeps getting better and funnier with each episode, I’m definitely watching this through to the end.
The “guildies” are great characters — they’re all given funny lines to say (I’m really impressed with Felicia Day’s writing) and they all know how to deliver a punchline.  
Sidenote: Although I don’t think you need to be a gamer to appreciate this show, it does help if you’re familiar with that milieu. 
A few lines from season 1 & 2 that made me laugh (most of them have to be watched for full effect):
S01E08: Tipping Point => HERE

"Nothing makes you pro-active like watching someone try to hang themselves" — Codex

 
S01E09: Owning Bladezz => HERE

Bladezz: “That’s a recipe for locker rape” Vork: “So what will it be? Repent or rape?”  


S02E04: Heroic Encounter => HERE

“The point is: lie and good things will happen” – Clara

 
S02E05: Sacking Up => HERE

“Being a girl is so much work!” – Codex
“I never realized how awesome it is being a man, and doing man things with other men” – Zaboo
“You just have to pick the right tool for the right job. And believe me, they’re all tools” — Tinkerballa (talking about men)

 
S02E06: Blow Out => HERE

“Bright side: at least I won’t have to make room for dating around my gaming schedule. That would suck.” — Codex
"You don’t touch a man’s key bindings; that’s an ultimate violation" – Vork

 
S02E08: Emergency! => HERE


Vork: “As you all know the server is going down, and we need to formulate a plan to work through this horrible time… together”
Tinkerballa: “Like after 9/11”
Vork: “Very similar”

“Sometimes guys need to be together and do deep stuff like bonding and crap” — Zaboo


S02E10: Socializing Sucks => HERE

 “Fine. But for the record, I refuse to enjoy myself” – Vork
“Women: can’t live with them… can’t live without them they will not going out with me” – Vork


S02E11: Collision Course => HERE

“Some boring girls are gonna come in our life and give you everything you want ; and then some more interesting ones are gonna come along and take everything you own… I’m the taking kind.”  –  Tinkerballa  

 
S02E12: Fight! => HERE

“Now I know how King Arthur felt when Lancelot caressed his wife’s genitalia” – Vork

 
kafka-on-the-shore:

The Guild is a very funny web series created and written by Felicia Day, who also stars as Cyd Sherman (aka Codex). I’ve only watched the first three seasons so far but since this show keeps getting better and funnier with each episode, I’m definitely watching this through to the end.
The “guildies” are great characters — they’re all given funny lines to say (I’m really impressed with Felicia Day’s writing) and they all know how to deliver a punchline.  
Sidenote: Although I don’t think you need to be a gamer to appreciate this show, it does help if you’re familiar with that milieu. 
A few lines from season 1 & 2 that made me laugh (most of them have to be watched for full effect):
S01E08: Tipping Point => HERE

"Nothing makes you pro-active like watching someone try to hang themselves" — Codex

 
S01E09: Owning Bladezz => HERE

Bladezz: “That’s a recipe for locker rape” Vork: “So what will it be? Repent or rape?”  


S02E04: Heroic Encounter => HERE

“The point is: lie and good things will happen” – Clara

 
S02E05: Sacking Up => HERE

“Being a girl is so much work!” – Codex
“I never realized how awesome it is being a man, and doing man things with other men” – Zaboo
“You just have to pick the right tool for the right job. And believe me, they’re all tools” — Tinkerballa (talking about men)

 
S02E06: Blow Out => HERE

“Bright side: at least I won’t have to make room for dating around my gaming schedule. That would suck.” — Codex
"You don’t touch a man’s key bindings; that’s an ultimate violation" – Vork

 
S02E08: Emergency! => HERE


Vork: “As you all know the server is going down, and we need to formulate a plan to work through this horrible time… together”
Tinkerballa: “Like after 9/11”
Vork: “Very similar”

“Sometimes guys need to be together and do deep stuff like bonding and crap” — Zaboo


S02E10: Socializing Sucks => HERE

 “Fine. But for the record, I refuse to enjoy myself” – Vork
“Women: can’t live with them… can’t live without them they will not going out with me” – Vork


S02E11: Collision Course => HERE

“Some boring girls are gonna come in our life and give you everything you want ; and then some more interesting ones are gonna come along and take everything you own… I’m the taking kind.”  –  Tinkerballa  

 
S02E12: Fight! => HERE

“Now I know how King Arthur felt when Lancelot caressed his wife’s genitalia” – Vork

 
kafka-on-the-shore:

The Guild is a very funny web series created and written by Felicia Day, who also stars as Cyd Sherman (aka Codex). I’ve only watched the first three seasons so far but since this show keeps getting better and funnier with each episode, I’m definitely watching this through to the end.
The “guildies” are great characters — they’re all given funny lines to say (I’m really impressed with Felicia Day’s writing) and they all know how to deliver a punchline.  
Sidenote: Although I don’t think you need to be a gamer to appreciate this show, it does help if you’re familiar with that milieu. 
A few lines from season 1 & 2 that made me laugh (most of them have to be watched for full effect):
S01E08: Tipping Point => HERE

"Nothing makes you pro-active like watching someone try to hang themselves" — Codex

 
S01E09: Owning Bladezz => HERE

Bladezz: “That’s a recipe for locker rape” Vork: “So what will it be? Repent or rape?”  


S02E04: Heroic Encounter => HERE

“The point is: lie and good things will happen” – Clara

 
S02E05: Sacking Up => HERE

“Being a girl is so much work!” – Codex
“I never realized how awesome it is being a man, and doing man things with other men” – Zaboo
“You just have to pick the right tool for the right job. And believe me, they’re all tools” — Tinkerballa (talking about men)

 
S02E06: Blow Out => HERE

“Bright side: at least I won’t have to make room for dating around my gaming schedule. That would suck.” — Codex
"You don’t touch a man’s key bindings; that’s an ultimate violation" – Vork

 
S02E08: Emergency! => HERE


Vork: “As you all know the server is going down, and we need to formulate a plan to work through this horrible time… together”
Tinkerballa: “Like after 9/11”
Vork: “Very similar”

“Sometimes guys need to be together and do deep stuff like bonding and crap” — Zaboo


S02E10: Socializing Sucks => HERE

 “Fine. But for the record, I refuse to enjoy myself” – Vork
“Women: can’t live with them… can’t live without them they will not going out with me” – Vork


S02E11: Collision Course => HERE

“Some boring girls are gonna come in our life and give you everything you want ; and then some more interesting ones are gonna come along and take everything you own… I’m the taking kind.”  –  Tinkerballa  

 
S02E12: Fight! => HERE

“Now I know how King Arthur felt when Lancelot caressed his wife’s genitalia” – Vork

 
kafka-on-the-shore:

The Guild is a very funny web series created and written by Felicia Day, who also stars as Cyd Sherman (aka Codex). I’ve only watched the first three seasons so far but since this show keeps getting better and funnier with each episode, I’m definitely watching this through to the end.
The “guildies” are great characters — they’re all given funny lines to say (I’m really impressed with Felicia Day’s writing) and they all know how to deliver a punchline.  
Sidenote: Although I don’t think you need to be a gamer to appreciate this show, it does help if you’re familiar with that milieu. 
A few lines from season 1 & 2 that made me laugh (most of them have to be watched for full effect):
S01E08: Tipping Point => HERE

"Nothing makes you pro-active like watching someone try to hang themselves" — Codex

 
S01E09: Owning Bladezz => HERE

Bladezz: “That’s a recipe for locker rape” Vork: “So what will it be? Repent or rape?”  


S02E04: Heroic Encounter => HERE

“The point is: lie and good things will happen” – Clara

 
S02E05: Sacking Up => HERE

“Being a girl is so much work!” – Codex
“I never realized how awesome it is being a man, and doing man things with other men” – Zaboo
“You just have to pick the right tool for the right job. And believe me, they’re all tools” — Tinkerballa (talking about men)

 
S02E06: Blow Out => HERE

“Bright side: at least I won’t have to make room for dating around my gaming schedule. That would suck.” — Codex
"You don’t touch a man’s key bindings; that’s an ultimate violation" – Vork

 
S02E08: Emergency! => HERE


Vork: “As you all know the server is going down, and we need to formulate a plan to work through this horrible time… together”
Tinkerballa: “Like after 9/11”
Vork: “Very similar”

“Sometimes guys need to be together and do deep stuff like bonding and crap” — Zaboo


S02E10: Socializing Sucks => HERE

 “Fine. But for the record, I refuse to enjoy myself” – Vork
“Women: can’t live with them… can’t live without them they will not going out with me” – Vork


S02E11: Collision Course => HERE

“Some boring girls are gonna come in our life and give you everything you want ; and then some more interesting ones are gonna come along and take everything you own… I’m the taking kind.”  –  Tinkerballa  

 
S02E12: Fight! => HERE

“Now I know how King Arthur felt when Lancelot caressed his wife’s genitalia” – Vork

 

kafka-on-the-shore:

The Guild is a very funny web series created and written by Felicia Day, who also stars as Cyd Sherman (aka Codex). I’ve only watched the first three seasons so far but since this show keeps getting better and funnier with each episode, I’m definitely watching this through to the end.

The “guildies” are great characters — they’re all given funny lines to say (I’m really impressed with Felicia Day’s writing) and they all know how to deliver a punchline.  

Sidenote: Although I don’t think you need to be a gamer to appreciate this show, it does help if you’re familiar with that milieu

A few lines from season 1 & 2 that made me laugh (most of them have to be watched for full effect):

S01E08: Tipping Point => HERE

"Nothing makes you pro-active like watching someone try to hang themselves" — Codex

 

S01E09: Owning Bladezz => HERE

Bladezz: “That’s a recipe for locker rape”
Vork: “So what will it be? Repent or rape?” 
 

S02E04: Heroic Encounter => HERE

“The point is: lie and good things will happen” – Clara

 

S02E05: Sacking Up => HERE

“Being a girl is so much work!” – Codex

“I never realized how awesome it is being a man, and doing man things with other men” – Zaboo

“You just have to pick the right tool for the right job. And believe me, they’re all tools” — Tinkerballa (talking about men)

 

S02E06: Blow Out => HERE

Bright side: at least I won’t have to make room for dating around my gaming schedule. That would suck.” — Codex

"You don’t touch a man’s key bindings; that’s an ultimate violation" – Vork

 

S02E08: Emergency! => HERE

Vork: “As you all know the server is going down, and we need to formulate a plan to work through this horrible time… together”

Tinkerballa: “Like after 9/11”

Vork: “Very similar”

“Sometimes guys need to be together and do deep stuff like bonding and crap” — Zaboo

S02E10: Socializing Sucks => HERE

 “Fine. But for the record, I refuse to enjoy myself” – Vork

“Women: can’t live with them… can’t live without them they will not going out with me” – Vork

S02E11: Collision Course => HERE

“Some boring girls are gonna come in our life and give you everything you want ; and then some more interesting ones are gonna come along and take everything you own… I’m the taking kind.”  – Tinkerballa  

 

S02E12: Fight! => HERE

“Now I know how King Arthur felt when Lancelot caressed his wife’s genitalia” – Vork

 

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